gothlolita: reason s to date me i have at least ten money saved up in the bank, can buy chicken nugget i am very popular in nintendogs i have a dog and its okay if you ignore me just to play wit h the dog because i will probably do that too macaroni and cheese i
Cosmo Sex Tip #676
shoe-inhibitions: When he cums in your hand, wipe it on his forehead and whisper: “Simba”
kushdrinker: teach me how to
radmarco: the doctor told me I only have 6 months to live maybe 12 if I get enough likes on facebook
daftpostpunk: why is inconvenience such an inconvenient word to spell
antisjschool: logicwizard: Oh No, A White Person Did a Thing: A Tale of Tumblr Social Justice Oh No, I Have Every Privilege Afforded to Me but Still Play the Victim at Every Turn: A Tale of Tumblr Anti-Social Justice
La abominable historia de la mujer deseada y no...
chingopilingo: Hace unos días me encontré con el dicho: “La mujer debe ser deseada y no sobrada”. Varias cosas se me vinieron a la cabeza, ninguna positiva, ninguna que justificara tanta tontera expresada en tan pocas palabras. Retortijón cerebral. Repudio. Dudé unos segundos. No sabía si estaba malentendiendo el mensaje, pero supuse que en tan corto lema no podía haber mayor truco. La escribí,...
confusedtree: You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals so let’s have no choice but to eat the weakest of our young during the harsh winter months
The hilarious double standard "Mexicans are lazy,...
ghdos: queennubian: sourcedumal: feverishlycool: searchingforknowledge: stargazingeyes: OH SNAP! HAHAH YOOOOO
grimyboy: yo i heard jay gatsby bought tumblr to try to impress daisy
We must be very careful to avoid the use of the term “tribe” to describe these...– Ethnicity in Nigeria Why people should not even think of using the word “tribe”. (via cosmicyoruba)
rabioheab: i can’t wait until the days when we’re all old and the stereotype is that old people like rap and dubstep
what a girl says: i'm fine
what she means: old sport
sydthe-sloth: wish your girlfriend was hot like me wish your girlfriend was a freak like me
familyfriendlyurl: i wish pokemon were real cuz then instead of being a shitty blogger id be a shitty ace trainer who stands by the sider of the road wearing sunglasses and a trenchcoat waiting for 10 year olds to pass by so he can challenge them and still gets his ass kicked routinely
waggington: people make fun of the elderly for how they use the internet but at least my grandma isn’t a superwholockian
meladoodle: no no no officer you don’t understand, this is medicinal meth