1. Take an ugly, washed out photo of Mark Zuckerberg lighting a billion dollars on fire.
2. Make high-budget Hollywood studio movies about how David Fincher, Aaron Sorkin, and Jesse Eisenberg all rose to the top of their industries at the cost of their souls.
3. Pay a portion of what it would take to get someone to try and explain what Instagram is to my parents.
4. Build the world’s best Farmville Farm.
5. Develop a dislike button.